he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
