chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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