sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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