I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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