JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
