um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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