Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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