summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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