You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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