how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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