Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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