Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
accomplished twins. life is a go
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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