whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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