This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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