..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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