We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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