what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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