Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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