HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
But break dance skills will only take you so far
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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