if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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