i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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