after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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