I want to stick my p in your. b.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
