Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
sex in a hospital.. check
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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