Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
MIDGETS
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Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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