what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Ketchup is God's man juice
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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