So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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