I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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