I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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