Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My dick has a subreddit
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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