fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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