Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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