Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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