If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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