Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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