The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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