Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet he comes in French.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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