what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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