YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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