What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
