5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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