I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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