Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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