I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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