I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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