To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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