Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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