Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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