I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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