i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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