I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she looked like the before picture.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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