okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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