you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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