I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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