I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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