I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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