im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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